You really know how to live!

Right now, imagine the mansion of your wildest dreams. Happy, shiny, and filled with laughing friends who are carrying you through the giant double doors, across the marble entry hall, marching you up and down the circular stairway on their shoulders. A live band blasting out back by the dock, a water polo match in the pool that was recently spiked with bubble bath, the paparazzi flying in low on helicopters to catch a glimpse of you. Speed boats, sailboats, and so many jet skis whizzing around that your neighbors think James Bond or Beyoncé must have been invited...

And then suddenly, when you think it just couldn't get any better, the doorbell GONGS and everyone falls silent.

Yes!! Pizza guy!!